yo, SERIOUSLY! What is the deal with these shitty “suPRiSe WeDDiNg DanCE” videos? i understand that your wedding is boring because… almost every wedding consists of the same boring stuff but COME THE FUCK ON! it is the same thing EVERY GOD DAMN TIME.
step 1. start off dancing to something completely expected like “endless love” or “at last”. step 2. “OH NO! the cd must have a scratch because its skipping!” pretend to be really upset that your first dance is ruined! boohoo. step 3: reach for sunglasses and superman dat hoe.
you mother fuckers should be embarrassed and “you” includes anyone who condones this behavior.
